Pause

I'm pressing pause on the dating scene I think. I've put myself out there a bunch in the last month or so and for what? A big lot of nothing. I gave in and called Mr. Tv on Friday night. I got put to voicemail limbo. That is just so disappointing because I liked him. I might have to lay off for a while.

What sucks about that is that I have two new emails in my match.com mailbox which I cannot open unless I pay $40 for the month. Really? $40 to read an email probably from some ugly dude. What I've come to realize is that the guys I'm attracted to are just never attracted to me.

To follow up my date with the guido, here is the short recap: last saturday night i had a blind triple date. It was my friend, her husband, his friend (my date), husband's brother and his date. It was fun because they were a good group making tasteless jokes. Lots of laughs involved. However my assigned guy was not my type at all. Nice enough guy but he was just guido enough to make me think my friend must think I'm a total guidette. I know I'm from Brooklyn and all but just not my thing. However, husband's brother was cute and he was curious about me and his date was a stick in the mud.

Apparently it was this girl he's been seeing on and off for two years. She was so straight laced, not appreciating any of the jokes. The whole dinner table was laughing and she was looking like she wanted to run for cover. And she did. Mid-dinner she ejected herself from the table, went to the bathroom, and disappeared for a good 20 minutes. Came back looking like she had been hysterically crying.

After dinner, she and I were the last ones out and I asked her "are you ok?" Her response was "I'm too liberal for this" HA HA HA. Because we're all sooo conservative as we're eating dinner at a super gay restaurant in the west village. We moved on to a bar where she began fighting with my friend's husband, saying "life isn't funny!!" Should I have handed her a razorblade then and there? She then stormed out of the door, my only prospect for the night following. Since he was asking about me, I can only hope they call it quits and I can go on another double date, this time with the non-guido. So although it wasn't a love match, it was a fun evening anyway, filled with tons of fireworks.

That's it for my last date. I wonder if I'll go over the edge and pay match.com Is that where desperation kicks in?

Oh and on a final note regarding the axis of evil. They cannot seem to come up with one original plan of their own. Let it just be known that all the places they've gone together have been places we either went or talked about going to. Case in point now: they are traipsing around Italy together. It's all fine but so unoriginal. That is the trip I got my passport for. I would just like to ask that whore how she's enjoying my life. Not that I want it to be my life anymore, cause Hell no. But I wonder what it's like to be so boring.

And also the Hills last night??? Can I hate Spencer more? It's not possible. I want Lauren as my new BFF. She deserves some fun and excitement in her life. Too much time wasted on Heidi Flighty and Skeleton Lips. I literally just got the chills thinking of Spencer. I don't think I can hate someone as much as I hate him and I don't even know the guy.

Let me not forget to mention I Love New York either. The finale last night was ridic. She got proposed to by a mature, sensitive, manly man. Something is wrong with this picture. America has gone mad. I can't even get a guy to call me back and she gets proposed to by a great guy. Alright it's time to go home.