Thursday, January 18, 2007

I Heart Geeks, etc.

I realize maybe I'm posting too much but I have some thoughts that I need to get out there.

Firstly: Been watching Beauty and the Geek. I've never watched before this season but it's pretty good. And I realize that I really do adore the geeks. They got their makeovers last night, and for the most part, they looked hawt! Woot! All it takes is some grooming and a lesson in wearing deodorant, and we're a-okay. I am really jonezing for a particular geek, Scooter. They had to auction them off for dates last night with their new looks. Poor Scooter was auctioned off for some ridiculously low price, as I sat in my seat thinking "I would bid $75 for a date with him!" Hands down. I think in real life too, I really like a geekier man. Of course not one who looks completely geeky and unattractive but I realize that what I find attractive is not the norm. I've been known to crush on guys that other girls would normally not even look at. Something in the essence of a geek I find very comforting. Maybe because I'm a geek too. Oh well. I'll wait to see what develops on the show with Scooter. I hope he gets some action because he really deserves it.

Secondly: the drunk text message. This takes drunk dialing to a whole new level. When you drunk text someone, you can be much more ballsy than you are on the normal drunk dial. and you don't even have to hear the other person laughing at you saying "are you drunk?" I've been known to send a few drunk text messages and thank god you don't have a live person at the other end. It really aids in making a complete and utter ass of yourself and not having to deal with the consequences right then and there. Fun stuff.

Thirdly: my list of things that are awesome, compared to my list of things that suck.
1: 24 year olds
2: Being told you have an unbelievable rack and a fantastic ass, in the most honest way possible, despite the fact that you have gray hair and hairy legs.
3: spending half a day in bed cuddling and spooning with someone you barely know and having a steamy makout session that might be better than sex. Yum.
4:karma.
5: geeks!


All I got for now!

1 comment:

junk said...

i still haven't seen that one episode of the make over; i'll watch it this weekend and see how Scooter turned out! They are all, over all, good looking, they just need social traning...